Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup,
Crack after crack after crack after crack we fuck,
There's a pink giving me the wink,
And she'll make me finger stink,
I think it's all this beer they make me drink.

Tab after tab after tab after tab we smoke,
Tart after tart after tart after tart we poke,
I'm getting intimate with twats,
Parting saddlebags,
I think it's all this crack they make me shag.
They make me shag.
Go.

Me belly's hanging lower,
Me knob drags along the floor,
I think it's all this beer they make me dri